Top 10 Most irritating things in radio commercials.

1. I don’t need to hear the phone number 3 times. I don’t need to hear the phone number 3 times. I don’t need to hear the phone number 3 times.
2. Kids can barely talk much less sell you product and if you feel the need to have a kid as your spokes person it better be diapers or Chuck E. Cheese.
3. I don’t care if your trying to convey a non-audible sense, eating noises and talking with stuff in your mouth is disgusting. It breaks down to two age old choices; Spit or Swallow. Either way I don’t want to hear it.
4. You may think your clever by modifying the melody but We all know when you’re trying to influence us by playing background music that sound like hit songs(Stevie Ray Vaughn, Jimi Hendrix, KC and The Sunshine Band). All you’re doing is pissing off fans of that song.
5. Not every white male is a blithering idiot with tit’s and sports consuming his entire conscious. Some of us don’t give half a shit about football or Hooter’s and use books for reading and pleasure and not for leveling out the sofa.
6. You might think you’re a sassy, witty, little, sarcastic minx, but actually you just a condescending bitch who needs a lesson in perspective.
7. Stop using blues tunes in your commercial. Stop writing blues tunes for your commercial. And stop stop stop using the “I got the Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, blues”. Even John Lee Hooker is tired of that style of blues verse!
8. Why the Fuck did you name it The Hog?! Oh and by the way Milwaukee, “I’m a Hoghead=I’m a Douchebag who never ever should be allow to breed.
9. It might have been edgy for 20 seconds in the early nineties but unless Trent Reznor is personally mixing you Station tags, knock it off with the scritchity scratch B.B.B Bob, an Bob, and Bri,Br, Br, Brian..(radio static) Bob and Brian, Mornings on 102.9 (snork,snork) The Hog
10. America already has a weight problem, We don’t need a fourth meal, we Don’t need talking food, Melty is not even a word much less a taste and considering George Webb’s is primarily a Wisconsin based restaurant, they should hire a mid-western rooster for their commercial instead of paying for one who was apparently raised in the Bronx .