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Showing posts with label Haunted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Haunted. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

215 North Rochester Street

I love horror movies. I work as an actor in an outdoor haunted attraction in October. I was reading Stephan King in 5th grade. It should be no surprise that I believe in ghosts.

I lived, for a few years, in a building that is haunted. At the time it was called “Inn the Olden Days” and was a bar/restaurant in downtown Mukwonago Wisconsin. The building was constructed in 1871 and the story I heard from people revolved around a fire. The building, as I understand it, used to be almost twice as long as it is today. However, as some point in the past a lady went down to the cellar to have a discreet smoke break and ended up starting the building on fire in which, she perished. It is said that her spirit remains and occasionally torments the employees including people working in the kitchen and the wait staff. There is rumor of video footage capturing her as she walks from the kitchen into what is now a restroom. I have not actually seen this footage so I cannot validate its existence or hers for that matter. I have gone into the basement of that building and there is a cloying sense that makes you feel as though you are covered in fruit flies and they are crawling all over you, in your ears, nose and mouth. It was pretty awful but I never witnessed anything from her.

What I can attest to is the activity upstairs where the apartments are. At the time I lived there, the upstairs portion was divided into a large apartment, a small economy apartment, and an office used by the owner. If you were to stand in front, my apartment (the larger of the two) would take up the better part of the upper left-side 1/2 of the building. Here is a very poorly drawn out idea of the upstairs layout.





Standard access to the apartments is had by going around to the back of the building, climbing a set of stairs that would become nearly lethal at the slightest suggestion of rain or snow and walking along a catwalk consisted of metal grating until you came to a locked door. It was not ideal for anyone with even a touch of acrophobia. The only way in is either with a key or pressing the doorbell to one of the apartments. This comes into play later.

It was explained to my roommate Landon and I that the main entity upstairs was a man named Ben who used to be a town constable. Ben wasn’t particularly malicious; he just seemed to get bored and liked messing with us. Our first encounter with Ben came near the beginning of our stay there. One of us was pouring a glass of milk and just before the milk hit, the cup few off the counter leaving us pouring milk on the counter. We were so shocked at first we laughed but after a while, our humor changed to bemusement as we tried to rationalize what happened. We also had an entire gallon of milk disappear from the fridge. Having neither one of us drank the entire gallon ourselves we enquired of the owner if he borrowed it after they ran out downstairs. With some indignation, he quickly assured us he did not enter our apartment without permission and steal out milk. He, in fact, seemed offended and gave us both pamphlets regarding renter’s rights.

After that fiasco, the interactions with Ben seemed a little more jovial. I remember coming home and seeing all the lights on in the apartment but not seeing London’s car only to discover the light being off when I got up to the apartment. There were times when Ben would knock at the apartment door. I would hear the knock but not hear anyone walk up to the door and sure enough when I opened up, the hallway would be empty. One night he came knocking and I didn’t answer. He knocked again and I didn’t answer. He knocked a third time and a told him to cut it out in a loud voice. He then started knocking on the door continuously until I sprang out of my chair and stomped to the door. The moment I touched the door, the knocking switched to my bedroom door. When I went to that door, it moved to the bathroom door. I followed his knocking to every door in that apartment until he finally stopped.

That was the last time I yelled at a ghost.

I remember situations like coming home and finding every door, drawer, and window in the apartment open or feeling a slight breeze flow past you while you’re reading a book. I am particular about how I have the blinds drawn in my room. I have them always pointing down; more than once I have woken up to find them pointing up. It is a disconcerting feeling to have event after event occur with little in the way to rationalize them.

Other times you would get a feeling of someone kind of hanging around near you. Imagine you’re in an elevator. You can feel the people around you radiating their existence. You can feel that they are only a couple of inches away from you without looking. You can almost imagine you might feel their breath on your neck. It was like that only I couldn’t see anyone. It wasn’t unpleasant and it stopped being disturbing after it became apparent there wasn’t anything nefarious afoot. I decided he just wanted to be near someone, as though maybe he were lonely.

During the time I lived in that apartment, I worked 2nd shift which meant I slept the better part of the day. I had noticed during the couple of days surrounding Halloween, there felt like a lot more activity both in the hallway and in my apartment. It seemed like it was more than Ben hanging around but since it was nothing other than a feeling and there wasn’t any physical activity, I didn’t bother with it. I come to find out later that a local radio show had been downstairs broadcasting live and they had brought in a “Medium” to try to communicate with the ghosts in the building. My Mom happened to be there and mentioned that her son (me) lived in the apartment upstairs. They asked her to give me a call but knowing that I was most likely sleeping and having first hand experience waking me up she declined. I suppose what ever I was feeling upstairs was just trying to avoid what was going on downstairs. I sort of felt pleased that “they” chose to be up near me during that time. I would like to add that at the time this took place I was skeptical on the subject of mediums. Since this occurrence, I have had experiences that solidify my belief that some people have the ability to communicate with another plane of existence. I remain, however, unconvinced in the abilities of the person who was there that day.

I ended up moving out of that apartment primarily because I couldn’t afford to live there alone. It was defiantly one of my favorite places to live, even if it was a little “crowded" sometimes.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

The Dark Side of Fun

For thirteen years I have worked every weekend in October at a Halloween attraction called The Haunted Woods sponsored by The Bear Den Zoo in Waterford Wisconsin. It has become such a part of my life that most people who know me don’t even bother asking me to do anything in October because they already know I’m busy. It’s the only thing I plan for. Much like people look forward to hunting season, I look forward to Haunting season.




I started working at The Woods when a girl I was “sort of” seeing, who is related to the family who runs it, asked if I’d be interested in working there. I said sure! I showed up to the planning meeting and introduced myself and was assigned to work an area in the first 1/3rd of the trail. I have worked that same area every year except once when I was at the other end in one of the final scenes. Over the years I have seen and experienced enough craziness to provide me, a storyteller, with hours of material. I have also had the opportunity to study humanity in a specific setting and talk with many people about what frightens them and the whole horror genre in general.

I generally get asked three questions when it is discovered I work at a haunted attraction. The first question is -
“What are you dressed up as?”
My answer is usually,
“Something terrifying, if you want more detail, come and see for yourself.”

This is not an attempt at being a jerk, it is an attempt to get people to buy a ticket and check out this event. I also like to keep a bit of mystique around my character so people don’t call me out when they see me in a scene.

The second question is -
“How Scary is it?”
My answer is usually,
“….umm, I don’t know, it depends. How well do you handle horror movies?”

Horror is a vastly subjective concept. What makes me chuckle might keep someone else awake and crying in a corner for weeks.

The third question is –
“Why do you do it?”
My answer is usually,
“I love doing it!”

This answer is NEVER acceptable on its own. People want to know if I get paid really well, am I some sort of weirdo, or if there are “perks” to the job. In truth, there is reimbursement for time spent working how ever I wouldn’t call it being “well paid”. Anyone who is familiar with me knows I proudly consider myself a weirdo and I have no idea what the hell the “perks” of this job would be. I don’t get free passes to the event to give out if that’s what they’re asking.
My initial answer is still the most honest answer. I genuinely love being a part of this event every year. It’s an improvisational interactive theatrical performance. What I do in our scene is also very physically demanding. I enjoy the feeling of working all my muscles as I’m running, jumping, crouching, and stalking! It is different every time someone enters our scene because everyone entering our scene is different. Some people can go through multiple times and react different each time. It is meant as entertainment which, for me, means even if I fail to get a scare out of them, I will try to get a laugh out of them. My goal is to make sure they have a good time while they’re in the woods.

You learn, if you put forth the effort, which people to interact with. Most people who pay to go to these events love the exhilaration of being scared and for the actor attempting to scare people; it’s a rush when you get them going real good! More often then not when I’m working a crowd, I have a giant grin on my face which is why I wear a mask. I can be right in on someone, just laying it on and they are screaming with full wind but I still see the smile on their face. Sometimes audience members conspire to help me by distracting a target just long enough for me to get in position which is usually right behind them with my face about 6” away from them so when they turn I can roar in their face and get them going crazy! With this sort of proximity there comes physical contact. The official policy is “you don’t touch me and I won’t touch you.” However, basic survival instinct means inevitably I sometimes make contact. During the course of my “scaring career” I have been slapped, shoved, punched, kicked, groped, kissed, lap-danced, and propositioned. I’ve had all sorts of acts offered just so I would stop scaring them. I’ve posed for photos and been given hundreds of high-five’s and fist-bumps. As I said, it is very interactive. You learn who’s reacting normal and acceptable and who is actually trying to hurt people or be a jerk. If someone is acting inappropriately our security team hears about it and those people are dealt with up to and including a call to the police. Most of the time contact with an audience member is a harmless incident and one of the badges of honor you earn as an actor.




You learn who’s scared and loving it, who’s terrified at the moment but will be able to laugh about it eventually, and who is having a real problem dealing with the experience.
I try to coach the other actors in the scene on how to deal with people who just can’t handle the intensity of this event. Sometimes you can get away with just backing off and letting them go and sometimes they need to be allowed to pass up a scene. On occasion we will get someone who is so upset by their experience that they cannot continue. When this occurs in our scene, I usually have one of the actors walk them on a path that leads out and around the attraction so they have a chance to calm down and regain some composure before they leave. The actor that usually does this works as a lifeguard and she is really good at getting people to calm down. She also has first aid training which helps her deal with the occasional person under the influence. Dealing with an audience who might be drunk or stoned is a part of this experience. On the whole though, the majority of the people who come through are having a good time. We get several compliments from people who are impressed with the costumes, the sets and the energy. We also get complimented if we really make someone jump. This is the one time when screaming and running away could illicit a “Thank You” from someone.



I have had the privilege to work with some outstanding people in the woods over the last thirteen years. I have made many friends and shared some great memories. I always look forward to seeing everyone each year and catching up. This year the leader of the scene before mine collected several photographs and assembled a pretty great video. I asked Perry Claeys if I could upload his video to share in this post.

Check This Out.



So there you have it, a small introduction to a very big part of my life. I’m very proud of how far The Haunted Woods has come in the years I’ve been working there. Talking with the organizers, it sounds like even bigger and better things are planned for next year so come on out and see for yourself. It won’t kill you. Heh heh heh…